Bardonic (Bartleby x Sonic) As a cute yaoi couple

Just as the title says.

Sonic: "Wow, Tamers! I look so cute as a cute anime boy." Bartleby: "You look cute in all forms, my cute little bitch." Sonic: "O-oh... Bartleby... Truly?" Blushes Bartleby: "Of course, bitch. Now come give daddy some su...